Wide Destiny

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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

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brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 
tacoposey:

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 
tacoposey:

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 
tacoposey:

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 
tacoposey:

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 
tacoposey:

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 
tacoposey:

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 
tacoposey:

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 
tacoposey:

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 

tacoposey:

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 


everybodyilovedies:

zan77:

permissiontogoafterhim:

Steve with glasses Appreciation post [x]

glasses!Steve
faily liar!Steve
unable to hid his HALP HALP THEY’RE ONTO US!face!Steve
Practically clinging onto the back of Nat’s hoody because she knows what she’s doing and she’ll keep him safe!Steve
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

Natasha. Natasha. Natasha, I need to lie. Natasha. Help. Natasha. Oh gosh Natasha I’m crashing and burning. Natasha. I can’t lie. Natasha. Help. Help, Natasha. Say a lie. Do a lie thing. Talk to this guy. OH GOSH I CAN’T DO THIS GOOD GRAVY AND GRAPES NATASHA PLEASE HELP
everybodyilovedies:

zan77:

permissiontogoafterhim:

Steve with glasses Appreciation post [x]

glasses!Steve
faily liar!Steve
unable to hid his HALP HALP THEY’RE ONTO US!face!Steve
Practically clinging onto the back of Nat’s hoody because she knows what she’s doing and she’ll keep him safe!Steve
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

Natasha. Natasha. Natasha, I need to lie. Natasha. Help. Natasha. Oh gosh Natasha I’m crashing and burning. Natasha. I can’t lie. Natasha. Help. Help, Natasha. Say a lie. Do a lie thing. Talk to this guy. OH GOSH I CAN’T DO THIS GOOD GRAVY AND GRAPES NATASHA PLEASE HELP
everybodyilovedies:

zan77:

permissiontogoafterhim:

Steve with glasses Appreciation post [x]

glasses!Steve
faily liar!Steve
unable to hid his HALP HALP THEY’RE ONTO US!face!Steve
Practically clinging onto the back of Nat’s hoody because she knows what she’s doing and she’ll keep him safe!Steve
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

Natasha. Natasha. Natasha, I need to lie. Natasha. Help. Natasha. Oh gosh Natasha I’m crashing and burning. Natasha. I can’t lie. Natasha. Help. Help, Natasha. Say a lie. Do a lie thing. Talk to this guy. OH GOSH I CAN’T DO THIS GOOD GRAVY AND GRAPES NATASHA PLEASE HELP
everybodyilovedies:

zan77:

permissiontogoafterhim:

Steve with glasses Appreciation post [x]

glasses!Steve
faily liar!Steve
unable to hid his HALP HALP THEY’RE ONTO US!face!Steve
Practically clinging onto the back of Nat’s hoody because she knows what she’s doing and she’ll keep him safe!Steve
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

Natasha. Natasha. Natasha, I need to lie. Natasha. Help. Natasha. Oh gosh Natasha I’m crashing and burning. Natasha. I can’t lie. Natasha. Help. Help, Natasha. Say a lie. Do a lie thing. Talk to this guy. OH GOSH I CAN’T DO THIS GOOD GRAVY AND GRAPES NATASHA PLEASE HELP
everybodyilovedies:

zan77:

permissiontogoafterhim:

Steve with glasses Appreciation post [x]

glasses!Steve
faily liar!Steve
unable to hid his HALP HALP THEY’RE ONTO US!face!Steve
Practically clinging onto the back of Nat’s hoody because she knows what she’s doing and she’ll keep him safe!Steve
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

Natasha. Natasha. Natasha, I need to lie. Natasha. Help. Natasha. Oh gosh Natasha I’m crashing and burning. Natasha. I can’t lie. Natasha. Help. Help, Natasha. Say a lie. Do a lie thing. Talk to this guy. OH GOSH I CAN’T DO THIS GOOD GRAVY AND GRAPES NATASHA PLEASE HELP
everybodyilovedies:

zan77:

permissiontogoafterhim:

Steve with glasses Appreciation post [x]

glasses!Steve
faily liar!Steve
unable to hid his HALP HALP THEY’RE ONTO US!face!Steve
Practically clinging onto the back of Nat’s hoody because she knows what she’s doing and she’ll keep him safe!Steve
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

Natasha. Natasha. Natasha, I need to lie. Natasha. Help. Natasha. Oh gosh Natasha I’m crashing and burning. Natasha. I can’t lie. Natasha. Help. Help, Natasha. Say a lie. Do a lie thing. Talk to this guy. OH GOSH I CAN’T DO THIS GOOD GRAVY AND GRAPES NATASHA PLEASE HELP

everybodyilovedies:

zan77:

permissiontogoafterhim:

Steve with glasses Appreciation post [x]

glasses!Steve

faily liar!Steve

unable to hid his HALP HALP THEY’RE ONTO US!face!Steve

Practically clinging onto the back of Nat’s hoody because she knows what she’s doing and she’ll keep him safe!Steve

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

Natasha. Natasha. Natasha, I need to lie. Natasha. Help. Natasha. Oh gosh Natasha I’m crashing and burning. Natasha. I can’t lie. Natasha. Help. Help, Natasha. Say a lie. Do a lie thing. Talk to this guy. OH GOSH I CAN’T DO THIS GOOD GRAVY AND GRAPES NATASHA PLEASE HELP


thelibrarina:

thelibrarina:

You guys.
Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.
…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.
“Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.
“Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.
Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”
“Men in Tights.”
"…Okay."
Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”
Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”
Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.
"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.
A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.
"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."
Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”
“Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.
The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.
"What?"
"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.
Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”
Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”
Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”
Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.
She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.
"Spoilers make him angry."

thelibrarina:

thelibrarina:

You guys.

Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.

…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.

Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.

Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.

Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”

Men in Tights.”

"…Okay."

Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”

Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”

Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.

"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.

A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.

"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."

Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”

Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.

The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.

"What?"

"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.

Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”

Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”

Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”

Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.

She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.

"Spoilers make him angry."


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